A Kinder CIA Evolves

CIA: We know you have planted a dirty bomb, and unless you tell us what you know, we are going to take the cupcakes from you!

Abdule: Take away the cupcakes and you’ll never know. Get me one, no … get me two now! I like Little Debbie’s, none of that crap Hostess, too much cholesterol in them.

CIA: OK, but will you tell us when it goes off and where?

Abdule: Maybe after I watch some porn – nice to see real americian woman with BIG HOOTERS

CIA: But will you tell us the location at least?

Abdule: Sure, after you bring me a goat and a sheep to make love to after watching the American women with BIG HOOTERS breaking down the corrupt American male stud pigs into submission

CIA: So where is the location of the bomb?

Abdule: First the cupcakes, then the porn, then the sheep and goats, then a Budweiser, no wait, I’ll take a coke instead. Make that a diet coke. Caffeine free, of course. Do not want to get to wound up, makes it hard to get my daily 8 hours of sleep. Speaking of sleeping, it is 9 PM now. Can you please have someone sent to my hotel cell and turn down the covers for me? And thanks for the mint on the pillow that I found this afternoon after the interragation. It was a nice touch.

CIA: Sure Abdule … we will finish this up tomorrow. Have a good night.

Abdule: You too, American pig. Good night.

CIA Gets New Marching Orders

Republicans vs. Democrats (An explaination to make it simple to understand)

A woman in a hot air balloon realizes she is lost. She lowers her altitude and spots a man fishing from a boat below.  She shouts to him, “Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am.”

The man consults his portable GPS and replies, “You’re in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.

She rolls her eyes and says, “You must be a Republican!”

“I am,” replies the man. “How did you know?”

“Well,” answers the balloonist, “everything you tell me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to do with your information, and I’m still lost. Frankly, you’re not much help to me.”

The man smiles and responds, “You must be a Democrat.”

“I am,” replies the balloonist. “How did you know?”

“Well,” says the man, “You don’t know where you are or where you’re going. You’ve risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and now you expect me to solve your problem. You’re in exactly the same position you were in before we met , but, somehow, now it’s my fault.”

Navy Gets An A+

One more example of why we are the best in the world.

Navy Demotivator

Skanks

Yep, Reno has them along with every city in the USA! Is it just me getting older, or has society changed into a dumping ground for the mindless and stupid. Do these women really think that they look sexy?

What would you say about this one here? Is it a turn on for you? Whatever she paid for the tat, she paid to much!

Can you say “Cheap Ho”?

Skank

A Different Perspective

Your 3 month old child has been taken from your home late at night – on Thursday night.

You know from hearing the nightly news that there have been 3 babies found dead on the past Saturday mornings over a 3 week period.

You know that the police have a clue as to who the group members are that have done this, and they have one in custody right now – 24 hours before they can expect another murder.

You are asked if you will allow water-boarding, of if you just want them to continue routine surveillance and let the person that they have in custody go.

What do you decide?

I know what I would do – and I thank Bush for having the courage to do it too. Let’s just pray that President Obama knows what he is doing in this area. Saturday is just around the corner.

Waterboarding - Protecting The Security Of The USA